11/5/12- He's a bad group worker so all of the monters eat him.
11/6/12- Submerge him in salt.
11/7/12- There is no sugar on his pomegranate seeds so he dies because they're so bitter.
11/8/12- Aw snap Google killed Kenny.

11/2/12- The Black Pig (Set) levitates and fire snorts Kenny, blinding him. Then, Horus puts a spell on the whole class so that we don't recognize Kenny, and we kill him.

Kenny's Deaths

10/28/12- Set chopped him up and spread him over Egypt. Then a fox comes and eats the pieces and the poops them out on the path.

10/29/12- Hand him a death scented candle, Anubis sniffs him out and then he ate him.

10/30/12- Trap him in the sun.

10/31/12- Played the saxophone to long so he died.

11/1/12- Put him in a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos and the mad hippos eat him.